ABC NEWS: Taliban al-Qaeda suicide bomber graduates headed to U.K. and U.S.

Don't you just love summertime? It is filled with so many joyous occasions. BBQ, family reunions and picnics, little league baseball and graduations. Oh, did I say graduation. Yes, I did. Turns out the Taliban and al Qaeda also enjoy summertime graduation! who knew?

According to a video taped obtained by ABC NEWS there was a graduation ceremony held for nearly 300 new suicide bomber recruits in Afghanistan near the Pakistan border. Some of the recruits as young as 12 years old!!! Oh how momma and pops must be so proud of her little jhadist graduate...

Just where are the new graduates heading? off to jhad college? oh no...they are headed to America and Europe!!! Isn't that special!

The guest speaker of the event was none other than Taliban military commander Mansoor Dadullah, probably chosen out of sympathy since U.S. Soldiers sent his terrorist brother to his ever lasting eternal dirt nap last month.

"These Americans, Canadians, British and Germans come here to Afghanistan from faraway places," Dadullah says on the tape. "Why shouldn't we go after them?"

Then came the valdictorian of the class to speak. This honor student's next assignment is a target in the U.K.

"So let me say something about why we are going, along with my team, for a suicide attack in Britain," he said. "Whether my colleagues, companions and Muslim brothers die today or tonight, every drop of our blood will invigorate the Muslim (unintelligible)."

I guess you have to play fill in the blank for the last word...religion maybe...

I am just wondering how you become a graduate of a suicide bomb class? What are the training requirements? how many dry runs do you do, and how do you know when one is fully trained?

Just wondering?

Oh well, these bastards will never make it to the U.S. I mean Sen. John McCain and President Bush are going to pass the amnesty bill, oops... I mean immigration bill that will surely stop all of this from happening. It's not like they will be able to just walk in the country...right?

Maybe they can get a z-visa before they blow themselves up... what do you think???